I was giving my grill a little attention this morning and thought, as I developed a good lather, about what it would be like to have some platinum fronts for a day.
just a little shine for my mouth piece. a little twinkle.
and then it hit me
why not infuse some glitter/sparkle/shiny fleck edible something into toothpaste to give your toofies that EXTRA sparkle!
Introducing XX Bling Toothpaste XX
Simply brush your teeth with our revolutionary sparkle infused toothpaste and you’ll be shining for 48 hours and then you’ll be back to your yellow corn bucks. Sparkle time may be shortened if you eat ribs or play rugby.